There are many opinions -- particularly in high-profile areas like constitutional law -- that could quite legitimately be nominated as Opinions of the Year. High quality, utterly persuasive, well-written and compelling opinions.
Today's quite arcane opinion by Justice Richman could be legitimately added to that list.
It's incredibly short. Barely a dozen pages. But every single paragraph is perfect.
It's not a high-profile opinion at all. Here's what it's about:
"Medtronic USA, Inc., (Medtronic) manufactures “RICMS,” two types of insertable cardiac monitors, which it describes as “slim, headless heart monitoring devices that are implanted subcutaneously in a patient’s chest that captures ECG [electrocardiogram] needed by a physician to diagnose and make informed decisions about syncope patients and those whose experience transient symptoms that may suggest a cardiac arrhythmia. The RICMs automatically record the patient’s ECG upon detecting cardiac arrhythmias.” The California Department of Tax and Fee Administration (Tax Department) collected sales tax upon the sale of those devices. Medtronic maintained that the devices are exempt from tax by reason of Revenue and Taxation Code section 63691 and an administrative measure known as Regulation 1591 (Cal. Code Regs, tit. 18, § 1591), on the basis the devices came within the definition of “medicines” in section 6369. And after it exhausted administrative attempts to have the sales tax reduced or returned, Medtronic commenced this action for refund of the amounts collected, plus interest, totaling $3,329,195.79. That action was unsuccessful, the trial court granting summary judgment to the Tax Department.
Medtronic appeals, attempting to persuade us that both the Tax Department and the trial court erred in reading the cited authorities as not exempting RICM from tax. That appeal is also unsuccessful, and we affirm."
In truth, even without going through the convoluted statutory structure, it doesn't take much to convince me that the cardiac monitors here are not "medicines". A monitor isn't a medicine. Duh.
And I say that even though yesterday was April 15 -- tax filing day -- which perhaps makes me particularly adverse to any conclusion that something should be taxed.
But sorry. These are devices, not medicines. They're taxed.
Regardless, Justice Richman walks the reader through the various statutory details and definitions. And his analysis is as exquisite as it is spot on. (I won't repeat it here, but, again, the opinion is quite short, so I encourage you to read it at your leisure. It's extremely well done, and eminently persuasive without being overly verbose. I'm sincerely jealous.)
Even beyond the statutory analysis, I especially liked this paragraph, which also seemed spot on to me:
"Medtronic’s arguments are heavily reliant on extrapolating logic. “If X is exempt then it follows the Y should likewise be exempt.” “If pacemakers are exempt, then so should our RICMs.” But Holmes taught us the law has never been a slave to logic. (Holmes, The Common Law (1881) § 1.) And, as just established, this is especially true with respect to schemes of taxation, which has led a number of United States Supreme Court justices to note ruefully that “ ‘Logic and taxation are not always the best of friends.’ ”"
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes.
That was, indeed, Medtronic's best argument. It does, in fact, seem silly to exempt pacemakers from taxation but not RICMs.
But that's nonetheless what the statute says. The Legislature doesn't need to make sense. Indeed, often does not. Perhaps particularly in the area of taxation.
It is what it is. And, here in California, that means that RICMs are taxed.
Again: Extremely well done by Justice Richman.