Thursday, May 22, 2008

U.S. v. Crandall (9th Cir. - May 13, 2008)

I'm at the federal penitentiary in lovely Fort Dix, New Jersey today -- for hours rather than a judicially-established number of months, fortunately -- but should be able to bop my head in from time to time to catch up with whatever happens today. In the meantime, let's do what we can to keep our loyal readers out of similarly-situated institutions.

Too difficult and expensive to file the necessary paperwork with the City to convert your apartment complex into condos? Why not just forge the relevant documents?

Here's to spending six and a half years in prison thinking of reasons why forgery might not be the greatest idea.