Not the most sophisticated crime in the universe, huh? "Excuse me, sir. I couldn't help but notice that the plastic ice chest you're buying weighs around 150 pounds. Need any help with that?"
By the way, for that crime, Alford gets six years in prison. Because we call it "burglary."
I guess having the state buy you meat -- or, more likely, meat-like items -- for six years is another way to go "camping" too.