This morning, I said: "Don't drink and drive." Plus some other stuff. Fair enough.
But apparently I'll have to add: "If you drink, don't drive. And especially don't drive 110 mph." At 3:40 a.m., no less.
But it gets worse. Apparently I'll have to also add: "Particularly when you have three huge bags of weed in the car. Plus a paper bag with $50,000 in cash."