I can definitely shorthand this one. Which essentially amounts to the following dialogue:
Party 1: "We'd like some relevant documents, please."
Party 2: "Pound sand. Here are 30,000 pages you already have."
Party 1: "No, seriously. We'll file a motion if we need to."
Party 2: "Okay. Here's a dump of 60,000 more pages. Totally unorganized."
Party 1: "Trial court, please help."
Trial Court: "Definitely. Party 2 to pay $75,000 in sanctions."
Court of Appeal: "Affirmed."