Three of these four sentences describe a horrible crime. The fourth is just weird:
"In 2004, Blackburn was convicted of first degree burglary and forcible false
imprisonment. Blackburn had entered the home of an 85-year-old woman at night,
and she awoke to find him naked and lying on top of her. He pinned her down
with his legs and restrained her by pulling her hair, but the woman managed to
escape. When the police arrived, they found Blackburn sitting naked on the toilet,
eating pork chops, and speaking incoherently."