Thursday, February 21, 2008

People v. Stone (Cal. Ct. App. - Feb. 21, 2008)

What's the proper sentence for slipping some donuts in your pocket in an attempt to shoplift them?

Four years, eight months in prison.

From reading the facts, I'm not even 100% certain that they apprehended the right person. Regardless, Steven Stone will indeed spend a fair piece of time in the slammer.

Remember that the next time you want some morning refreshment in Lake County. Don't steal donuts. Or look like a guy who does.

Fair warning.