Wednesday, February 04, 2026

Harris v. Muhammad (9th Cir. - Feb. 4, 2026)

Wait. What is this?! The Ninth Circuit expressly holds today -- albeit in dicta -- that I'm not permitted to join the "Church of Surf ‘n’ Turf" and thereby obtain "luxury lobster and steak dinners" in prison?! (Page 14)

You bastards.