Before I read this case, I'd have told you: "Those stupid 'chat line' commercials you see on late-night television are absurd. There's no way you can meet an actual woman on those things."
But now I have to revise my assessment. As follows: "Maybe you can meet a woman, but watch out. Her common law husband may kill you."
Hardly seems worth the $2.99 a minute in either case, eh?