Don't get overly excited at the caption, you ultra-lefties out there. This is United States v. Chaney. Not the guy with the E. Who's had problems of his own, of course. But who isn't facing any actual time.
Plus, it's Linda, not even Lynne. This is crack cocaine Chaney. She's spending eight and a half years in prison. 'Cause drugs are bad. That regular Cheney stuff's just fine.