It's a sign of bad things if you have a car parked on your front lawn. Driveway: Fine. Carport or garage: Perfect. But front lawn: No. Not classy.
It's even worse if this vehicle (1) has been on the lawn for months; (2) doesn't run; (3) you never work on it; and (4) all you ever do with it is sit in it and smoke week.
That's bad. Pathetic, really. I understand the difficulty of getting rid of something that has (at some level) "value". But just ditch the thing. Or at least put it somewhere other than on your lawn.
I guess it could be worse. You might, at least theoretically, put a gun that you used to kill someone in the trunk of that vehicle.
Oh, man. Definitely should have gotten rid of the thing.
Multiple life sentences without the possibility of parole.