Friday, June 27, 2025

U.S. v. Keller (9th Cir. - June 27, 2025)

If you're in the 99th percentile of doctors who prescribe opioids, as a lawyer, I strongly recommend that you do not write in your diary that one of your patients is a "FUCKING PSYCHO DRUGGIE" and that they "see me as a legal drug dealer."

Because that journal might subsequently help convince a federal jury to view you the same way, resulting in two and a half years in prison.