Maropulos v. County of Los Angeles (9th Cir. - March 24, 2009)

Reading between the lines: "Qualified immunity appeals are difficult enough without the district court making it harder by merely stating: 'Motion denied.' When that's all we see, we can't tell if it's an insufficiency of the evidence problem (for which appeals are not available) or otherwise. The Third Circuit, faced with this same problem, now requires district courts to explain its denials. We will 'embrace' this 'principle' and 'encourage' the district courts in the Ninth Circuit to do so as well. Follow our lead on this one or you'll shortly find that our 'encouragement' will turn into something else."

Hunt v. Imperial Merchant Svcs (9th Cir. - March 31, 2009)

Here's a neat little procedural case. That concerns those somewhat unique situations in which, as here, the district court may properly order a defendant to pay for the initial costs of notifying the class members; for example, when (again, as here) the district court has already determined liability prior to certification.

It's also neat because it addresses "anticipatory mootness" -- a rare doctrine, but one that applies when various events (here, the fact that there's a certified question pending before the California Supreme Court) may result in obviating the need to address the issue on appeal. I agree with Judge Gould that this is clearly a prudential (non-Article III) impediment and that, especially in cases like this one, it makes sense to resolve the appeal.

So if you're a federal courts person and/or a procedure guru, here's a nice little case for your morning reading. Because you can never have too much knowledge.

People v. Chun (Cal. Supreme Court - March 30, 2009)

This is the type of work you can do when -- as a court -- you've got a little extra time on your hands. And that's a good thing.

Justice Chin writes a very long and good opinion about the second-degree felony murder rule and the related merger doctrine. Justice Moreno also writes a very good (and brief) dissent that reiterates his opposition to the second-degree felony murder rule. Both are worth reading.

As a practical matter, it's also nice that the California Supreme Court takes the time to clear up this confusing and difficult area. Each of the competing positions are reasonable. But -- perhaps in part for that reason -- the state of the law here is profoundly muddled. It's good, on occasion, to revisit these grand issues and try to get the law to make more sense. Even when, as here, there's no "special" reason to pick out any one particular case in order to do so, and even when there's no seeming time pressure to address those topics that have lingered for almost a century and would happily do so for another if left alone.

I like it.

People v. Hernandez (Cal. Ct. App. - March 24, 2009)

Justice McIntyre (and the rest of the panel) is totally right in this one. Taking property -- even allegedly stolen property -- from a pawnbroker without notice or an opportunity to be heard is indeed a violation of their procedural due process rights. Moreover, there's no reason for it; there's plenty of ways to solve this problem without violating the Constitution.

Were I John Sansone -- County Counsel for San Diego -- I would have confessed error in this one. The Court of Appeal is clearly right. As is the proper outcome.

U.S. v. Ferguson (9th Cir. - March 27, 2009)

What does one do with a defendant who's (1) mentally competent to stand trial (under our incredibly lax standards in that regard); (2) wants to represent himself; and (3) is capable of only utter gibberish in his attempt to do (2)?

Like Judge Spencer Letts, I've never seen anyone who was so uniformly freakishly out of it as this defendant. Just a classic nutjob. And unlike the panel, I don't have any doubt that the defendant was fruity. That one of the pyschologists examining him thought that he was malingering is an indictment of the pyschologist, not the defendant. Of that I'm pretty confident. This guy was (and presumably remains) a legal nutjob; i.e., incapable of doing anything substantive to defend himself other than mutter utterly irrelevant phrases.

Classic refrains from the defendant: "I’ve requested these following six duties: One, request that the judge issue me the appearance bond so that I may enter a plea; two, not to argue the facts; three, request the judge close all accounts; four, request the judge waive all public charges by the exemption in accordance to public
policy; and, five, request the judge present me with the order of the court; and, six, request the judge release me." Yeah. That makes sense. Another one: "Well, your honor, I fully accept the charges for value and for consideration. And I ask that these charges, these accounts be closed out and settled by the exemption in accordance to public policy,” and when the court responds that it " ha[s] no idea what he’s talking about,” defendant answers with reference to “House Joint Resolution 192, public law 73-10, and UCC 3-419.” Oh yeah. The Uniform Commercial Code. That totally helps things. I definitely get how that's relevant to a charge that you videotaped yourself molesting your four-year old neighbor. You're a regular Clarence Freaking Darrow.

What to do with nutty defendants. Not an easy question. At all.

Ramirez v. City of Buena Park (9th Cir. - March 27, 2009)

Let me tell you a story. Two stories, in fact. A Tale of Two Police Encounters.

The first has been in the news a lot over the past week. Ryan Moats ran a red light and was pulled over by a police officer in the Dallas suburb of Plano, Texas. Moats was rushing to the hospital to visit a dying relative, and explained this fact to the officer -- indeed, the stop was right outside Baylor Regional Medical Center -- but the officer didn't much care. Moats, by contrast, thought the stop was absurd given what was at stake, and for that reason showed the police officer very little deference; e.g., screamed "My mother-in-law is dying! Right now! You're wasting my time!"

Which made the officer angry. The officer responded with lines like: "Shut your mouth. You can either settle down and cooperate or I can just take you to jail for running a red light." Moats, after all, had indeed run a red light, and was refusing to show proof of insurance. To make clear the officer's power, he reminded Moats: "I can screw you over," so he'd better cooperate. In the end, Moats was released, but a firestorm of controversy ensued, and earlier this week the officer was placed on administrative leave, with no less than the Dallas Police Chief apologizing to Moats and his family and stating that the officer's behavior was inappropriate.

Moats, by the way, is a running back for the Houston Texans.

Fifteen hundred miles to the West, in Buena Park, California, Joseph Ramirez was sitting in the parking lot of a Rite-Aid taking a brief nap while sitting at the wheel of his car. Ramirez owned a local Outback Steakhouse, and occasionally took naps in his car during his exhausting 80-hour workweek. At around 8:00 p.m., a Buena Park police officer spotted Ramirez resting in his car and decided to check the situation out.

The officer approached the driver's side window of the vehicle -- where Ramirez was peacefully resting with his seat back reclined -- and tapped on the window. As a result, Ramirez woke up, and upon doing so, was perhaps a wee bit testy. Personally, I can emphathize with this reaction. To my chagrin, I'm not always the nicest person when I'm woken up either, especially after an incredibly long workweek. And, again, Ramirez wasn't doing anything illegal; he just wanted to take a nap.

So Ramirez opens his eyes, looks at the police officer, opens either the window or door slightly, and asks the police officer -- without the deference typically given to those in authority -- if it was really necessary for the officer to wake him up; e.g., "Is it standard procedure to go around banging on glass windows of persons that are sitting or sleeping in their cars?" The police force, like some other professions, tends to attract individuals who enjoy power, and who also do not like having their authority questioned. So the officer responds by clenching his teeth, giving Ramirez an "extreme hard look," and tells Ramirez: "Okay we were going to do this the easy way. I would have asked a couple questions and you would have been on your way. But now we will do it the hard way. Get out of your car!”

Ramirez complies, at which point the officer promptly (and without consent) conducts a search for drugs and anything else he can find, frisking Ramirez and looking inside his pockets. Finding nothing -- a fact consistent with Ramirez having previously told the officer that he neither drank nor did drugs -- the officer checks Ramirez's pulse, which the officer testifies was 132 beats per minute. (Parenthetically, this is hardly surprising given the circumstances, and in any event, I am extremely dubious about the officer's credibility on a number of points, including this one.) The officer also says that Ramirez's eyes looks dilated (again, somewhat uncredibly), and while Ramirez successfully performed the finger-to-nose sobriety test, the officer testified that in the Romberg test -- where a person is asked to close his eyes, tilt his head back, and estimate the passage of time -- Ramirez took 45 seconds to estimate the passing of 30 seconds, which is a bit outside the acceptable range of 20 to 40 seconds.

On this basis, the officer arrests Ramirez for being under the influence of a controlled substance and takes him to the station. The officer also impounds Ramirez's car.

At the station, by the way, they draw blood from Ramirez to check for drugs and/or alcohol. Negative. Ramirez was totally telling the truth.

They eventually dismiss the charges against Ramirez, who thereafter files a Section 1983 claim against the officer. Judge Taylor grants summary judgment on qualified immunity grounds, and Ramirez appeals to the Ninth Circuit.

Judge Brunetti writes the opinion, joined by Judges Kozinski and Rymer. I agree with the panel that qualfied immunity covers the initial detention of Ramirez (i.e., ordering him out of the car) and his subsequent arrest. Though I think the propriety of these acts is far from crystal clear, the fact that Ramirez was sleeping in his car plus some of the other alleged facts (that Ramirez was allegedly breathing heavily, had a high pulse rate, failed the Romberg test, etc.) are enough to preclude liability. I also agree with the panel that the search of Ramirez was neither justified nor covered by qualified immunity; simply put, there was no evidence whatsoever of any guns or other threat to officer safety. What sort of damages do you get for that search? Not much. The value of a public stop-and-frisk and an unjustified search of your pockets. But, still, there's liability.

I cannot, however, agree with the panel's rejection of Ramirez's claim that the impoundment of his car was improper. Judge Brunetti holds that the impoundment was permissible under the community caretaking doctrine, on the theory that the officer testified that he impounded the vehicle because there was a risk that it would be stolen or vandalized. But the vehicle was in a parking lot. Sure, there's always a risk that a car -- any car -- will be stolen or vandalized, but that hardly justifies its uniform towing. Moreover, the only alleged harm would be to Ramirez's own property, and if he would prefer to take the risk of leaving the car there as opposed to the certain downside of having the vehicle towed, I don't see how "community" caretaking permits the officer to veto that choice. If you ask me whether I would choose to risk some probability (say, 20%) of $500 or so damage to my car (and/or by insurance deductible) from leaving my car in a public parking lot for a couple of hours until I (or someone I know) can pick it up versus the certainty of having to pay $350 in towing and storage charges, I'd almost unformly -- and rationally -- choose the former. Permitting the police to veto that choice, allegedly merely to protect me, hardly seems a "reasonable" seizure to yours truly.

More importantly, the panel seems to me to neglect a fundamental portion of this lawsuit, and the part that's highlighted by my beginning this post with the story involving Ryan Moats. The police officer here was angry. He did what he did not to protect Ramirez, but to harm him, and not only could a reasonable jury so conclude, but I'm pretty darn positive that's right. When the officer said "Now we'll do it the hard way" once his authority was challenged, that's something I understand, and it should rightfully inform the panel's analysis. Why did the officer tow the car? He testifies that he did it to protect Ramirez's vehicle. Bullshit. He did it to teach Ramirez a lesson: that if he (or anyone else) resists being obsequious to police authority, he'll suffer, and that there's nothing he can do about it, even if he's right that he's not under the influence and is doing anything wrong. And the Ninth Circuit here tells the officer that he's exacly right: that as long as he doesn't pat Ramirez down, he can arrest him and tow his car and there's nothing at all that Ramirez can do. No liability. No admonishment. Nothing. As long as Ramirez doesn't play in the NFL, the officer gets off scot free.

I think that a reasonable jury could easily conclude that the officer was angry and, especially in light of the various conflicts in the evidence, that a plethora of the things that the officer said are either exaggerated or untrue. And, in particular, that the towing of the car was unjustified, and performed unreasonably and exclusively to punish Ramirez for his lack of deference.

One final story. If only to make it a trilogy. Judge Cercone (from the Western District of Pennsylvania) held earlier this week that it violates someone's civil rights -- and unreasonable under the Fourth Amendment -- for an officer to arrest someone merely because he gave the officer the finger in traffic. What applies to flipping someone off applies equally, in my view, to any other form of insufficient -- but legal -- deference. Including here.

Long Beach Mem. Med. Cntr. v. Superior Court (Cal. Ct. App. - March 26, 2009)

It's very rare for an appellate court to find that an arms-length six-figure payment is insufficiently high to qualify as a good faith settlement under CCP 877.6 and -- on a writ, no less -- reverse the trial court's good faith finding as an abuse of discretion. But the Court of Appeal does so here. And you can see why.

You want a good settlement. But not a settlement that's too good.

Sanchez v. Holder (9th Cir. - March 26, 2009)

Here's a prototypical example where the facts are good but the law is bad.

The question is whether Mario Sanchez is a person of "good moral character". You can read Judge Pregerson's dissent in its entirety -- and it's very good on this point -- to get a complete sense of why Mr. Sanchez might be precisely such a person. But here's a typical sentence therein: "How can we possibly say members of Congress intended that a man who married his hometown sweetheart, brought her here for a better life, worked hard for twenty-one years to provide for his three children, bought a home, attended church regularly, and cared for his ailing father is a man of bad moral character?"

The problem for Mr. Sanchez is that the facts are good for him but the law is very, very bad. So much so that he only gets a single vote -- Judge Pregerson's -- in the en banc decision. Mr. Sanchez helped his wife enter the country. So we're booting you out notwithstanding all the equities in your favor.

This is not a case of good facts making bad law. It's instead of case of bad law overwhelming good facts. Which happens just as often -- if not more -- than the former.

U.S. v. Bassignani (9th Cir. - March 25, 2009)

The majority opinion (by Judge O'Scannlain) and dissent (by Judge Bea) demonstrate one of two things. Either (1) that the standard of review matters, or (2) that it doesn't.

Check it out.

People v. Reyes (Cal. Ct. App. - March 24, 2009)

You're from Guatamala. You're in a restaurant and see a guy who's from Mexico who's celebrating a friend's birthday. That's a really good reason to kill the guy. Right.

Glad to see you off the street.

People v. Uecker (Cal. Ct. App. - March 24, 2009)

Some guys are creepy. Very. And unacceptably so. That's something that's clearly true, and I want to make that crystal clear.

So with that understanding, let's run with the concept and see how far it goes. Here are the acts of a person I'll call "Danny Uecker". Tell me what you think the appropriate punishment should be. (Sorry the facts are so long, but I want to give you the complete details about what Danny did before you make a judgment):

(1) M encounters Danny in a parking lot near her work, as Danny is on his bicycle parked three or four feet from M's car. M. commented that bicycling was good exercise. Thereafter, Danny would be beside M.’s car every day when she would go to lunch. They would exchange greetings, and Danny sometimes would try to engage M. in further conversation. On occasion M. would oblige, but she always would say she had to get back to work because she was running late. M. was basically being polite. This pattern continued week after week, month after month. Danny also started leaving notes on M's car. The first note included Danny's telephone number and read: “‘If you want to go riding bicycles, give me a call.’” M. wasn't interested and ripped it up. A couple months later, M. started parking on the street, but Danny kept stopping by, and asked whether she was trying to “‘get away from [him],” and she said “‘[n]o.’” Danny continued showing up at her new parking spot, leaving her notes and trying to engage her in conversation. One of these notes read: “‘I’m not a homeless guy. I have a job. I have a roof over my head. I want to go out with you.’” M. threw the note away and did not talk to him about it. Danny's next note was a Christmas card that read as follows: “[M.], I hope you have a nice
holiday season! I know how we met is a little rare, and I look like a transient on the side of the road but I can assure you I do have a full time job and a roof over my head. [Smiley face.] Listen, no strings attached, if ever you want to call sometime just to talk, I’m open for it, if you haven’t lost my number? Its really nice talking to you as an attractive, mature lady! I’m not looking for anything super serious but I wouldn’t mind the companionship on a cold, rainy day, sipping hot chocolate. [Smiley face.] Danny P.S. Nice car. [Smiley face.] I like it better than the Mustang.” The next day, Danny asked if M. got his Christmas card. She thanked him but
“[f]irm[ly]” said she was “not interested” because she was “seeing someone” and asked whether his statement about her being a mature woman implied she was old. Danny said “no,” “got mad,” and asked why she had been flirting with him. She said she had not been and was simply responding to his conversation. She then announced she had to go pick up her son, and Danny left. The next day, Danny left the following note: “[M.], I’m not on my bike anymore. The weather is too cold, wet or unpredictable. I’m in a small brown truck w/ a camper shell. I still spend my lunch hour here because its quiet. I don’t like to keep leaving notes on your car. Would much rather talk to you. [Smiley face.] Ok so you’re not mature! You’re an immature trouble making brat! Now what? [Smiley face.] What’s a guy gotta do to get a call from a beautiful woman? I’ll be here tomorrow if you want to see me. You sure have some funny lunch hours. [Smiley face.] Dan.”

(2) J. was a real estate agent and received a a phone message from Danny saying he was looking for a
“livable shack in the boonies for less than 60,000 dollars.” Defendant then began calling J. a couple of times a day both on her cell phone and her office line. J. thought Danny's messages were “a little too comfortable and playful.” Danny joked about his friends coming over and “rid[ing her] horses” after she mentioned she liked the country and had horses, and Danny told J. she had a “really cool voice” and he could “‘[p]robably talk to [her] all day.’” During the second week of phone calls, Danny left a message stating he had something to tell J. He then laughed and said, “‘Oh, no, never mind. If you’re curious enough, you’ll call back.’” When J. did not call back, Danny called her a couple of days later and asked if she had received his message. When she said she had, Danny asked her, “‘Do you like surprises?’” J. responded that she was “‘[n]ot particularly fond of them.’” Danny thereafter left a message for J. saying he wanted to come by the office, but J. (for entirely good reasons)didn't respond to it. A couple of days later, Danny left the following “irate” message: “‘I guess that’s what you realtors do, you just drop us.’” J. responded with the following message: “‘I’m a little offended that, you know, you would speak to me that way because I had been trying to help. Every step of the way. And didn’t really appreciate that.’” J. told Danny she was quitting the residential real estate market. Danny called J. back about three times after her last message. The first two messages were lengthy and extremely apologetic. In one, Danny said: “‘I started this with you, [J.], because you didn’t treat me like everybody else -- some other realtors. So, with all due respect, I’d like to finish this with you. But I want to handle this with you -- I want you to handle this or at least handle my issues, anyway.’” In another, Danny said: “‘I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have yelled at you like that. I had some words with a buddy at work. It wasn’t your fault, but I want you to finish what you’ve started here with me. I know you’re doing the commercial thing, but I want you to finish what you started with me.’” The third said, “‘Hey, I just want, you know, out of dodge and by now, you probably know why.’” In all, Danny called her about 30 times over a three-week period, and of those calls, 6 to 10 were direct
conversations.

Okay. There you have it. A creep, and doing stuff that's clearly impermissible. Things that legitimately freak out the recipients of the unwanted calls and visits. What's the appropriate sentence?

Forty years. For stalking. Which includes the element, in both cases, of "making a credible threat" against the victim.

The Court of Appeal affirms, holding both that the acts described above statisfied the "credible threat" requirement as well as that the forty year sentence does not constitute cruel and unusual punishment.

Needless to say, Danny's not a nice guy. That said, what do you think about the result here? Justice? Rough or otherwise?

People v. Henry (Cal. Ct. App. - March 23, 2009)

It's your trial. During the prosecutor's opening statement, you start saying -- in front of the jury -- "You know what I'm here. They trying to save me life. I didn't do no murder in here." The Court responds: "Stop. Stop." Since your outburst is improper. In addition to the fact that your grammar is atrocious. But you continue, saying "What the fuck is wrong with you? I didn't do no murder. I ain't resisting arrest. I'm a psych patient. They trying to give me life for something I did not do. For the record, I'm a psych patient. I didn't do no murder." Then, when you're being escorted out of the courtroom in order to prevent further outbursts in front of the jury, you add: "I need to see my doctor. I want to see my doctor. I want to see my doctor. I didn't do no damn murder. What the fuck is wrong with you people?"

That's bad enough, and more than justifies removing you from the courtroom. But then, once you get back into a holding cell, you (1) take off all your clothes -- presumably to ensure that they don't take you back into court, but my ability to understand why you're doing what you're doing is admittedly low, and (2) threaten to stab anyone who tries to take you out of your cell.

Given all this, when your appointed appellate lawyer argues that you were impermissibly excluded from your trial, are you really surprised that the Court of Appeal unanimously disagrees?

U.S. v. Gutierrez-Sanchez (9th Cir. - March 23, 2009)

Here's a case that helps establish a couple of self-evident points. First, that some people really, really want to be in the United States. Like Hugo Gutierrez-Sanchez, who had previously been caught in and removed from the United States twelve times prior to being found in the brush a couple of hundred yards north of the U.S.-Mexico border on lucky number thirteen.

Second, those same facts establish something that people in San Diego already know fairly well: that it traditionally takes a lot before the government does anything more than ship you back to where you came from. A fact that, among other things, led Carol Lam to be fired by Bush from her former U.S. Attorney job. The problem of what you do with people who keep coming back is not an easy one, especially when applied to people (unlike Gutierrez-Sanchez) who aren't violent and whose only crime is wanting to live in the United States.

Third, what happens here highlights both the reality of the modern plea bargaining system in an overworked judiciary (e.g., border crimes down here in San Diego) as well as the fact that it does not always work as planned. On the one hand, the U.S. Attorney is desperate to get a guilty plea because there's no way we can possibly take even a fraction of these border crime cases to trial. On the other hand, it's No. 13, so we gotta have him do some time. The guideline range for being a deported alien in the United States is 10-16 months, but there obviously has to be an incentive to plea otherwise the deal won't work, so the deal is for him to plead guilty to a lesser offense of making a false statement to a federal official, based on the fact that when he was caught, he gave a fake name to ICE. That crime results in a lower guideline range of 6-12 months, the parties agree to recommend 9, and hence we have a deal. Nine instead of 10-16. Pareto optimal.

That's how these things work. But here's the rub: The parties also understand that this type of deal isn't binding on the judge. And Judge Larry Burns, down here in San Diego, doesn't like the deal, and so decides to sentence Gutierrez-Sanchez based on the "real" guidelines range, and as a result imposes the high end of 16 months. Gutierrez-Sanchez appeals, of course, but the Ninth Circuit affirms.

Which obviously works in an individual case, at least if you agree with Judge Burns. (Here's his rationale: "It’s incumbent upon me to fashion some kind of sentence which will tell him 'we mean business. When we say don’t come back, it’s not just some mantra that a guy in a black robe waves in front of you or words that are repeated. We mean it. Don’t come back. Bad things are going to happen to you if you come back. You’re going to spend a lot of time in an American jail, which has got to be worse than your country.”) The downside, of course, is that rejecting the plea deal, if such rejections become more than extremely isolated exceptions, will result in fewer deals and hence more trials. Which, again, the U.S. Attorney can't accept, potentially resulting in even more unjust deals (i.e., not putting the full facts into the record or agreeing to voluntary departure and dropping of all charges) as a means of avoiding the possibility of judicial discretion which the defendant can't (or is unwilling to) risk.

This is a problem inherent in all systems -- like ours -- founded so fundamentally on plea deals, but the situation with border crimes down here in San Diego is a good exemplar. So it's a great case for the practical as well as theoretical side of plea negotiations, judicial supervision, and the larger problem of dealing with pervasive non-serious criminality.

People v. Grimes (Cal. Ct. App. - March 16, 2009)

Next time the Clerk of the Court gives you a hard time, just remember: They're not perfect either. Take, for example, this criminal case:

"The offense occurred on the night of August 20, 2005. Defendant entered his plea on October 14, 2005. He was sentenced on November 23, 2005, and he filed his notice of appeal that same day. [Me: Notice that justice is pretty darn speedy thus far!] The superior court clerk must "promptly mail" to the Court of Appeal notification of the filing of a notice of appeal. . . . However, it was not until March 11, 2008, that notice of filing the notice of appeal was mailed. In a declaration, the Appeals Clerk for the Amador County Superior Court stated that she had just discovered that this appeal, and two others, had been 'filed and forgotten,' and that defendant, who had received a two-year sentence, 'is more than likely out of prison by now.' Once we were notified of the delay in these cases, we processed them expeditiously."

Oopsies!

But Justice Morrison essentially says: No blood, no foul. The Clerk gave a mea culpa, and there was no meritorious argument anyway.

Still. "File and forget" probably isn't a practice of which you want to make a habit. Even though, in the short term, it sure does save some time, eh?

The Nethercut Collection v. Regalia (Cal. Ct. App. - March 19, 2009)

"You say to-may-to. I say to-mah-to." Or, as in this case, "You say slader per se, I say slader per quod."

Per se. Per quod. Per se. Per quod.

It's the latter, so let's call the whole thing off; i.e., reverse the jury verdict of $750,000 and enter judgment in favor of defendant.

Se versus quod. It matters.

Fisher v. City of San Jose (9th Cir. - March 11, 2009)

Want to see another case in which the en banc draw definitely matters? Here you go.

It's a case about $1. Or about the sanctity of the home. Or about warrants. Or about the needs of the police to respond to emergencies. It depends on who you ask. What everyone agrees is that the plaintiff here was a guy who needs to drink less and stop making threats and pointing guns and people. Especially in combination.

Here are my brief comments about the case when the initial opinion (by Judge Berzon, with a dissent by Judge Callahan) came out a couple of years ago. The case then gets taken en banc, which ultimately reverses (both the panel as well as the district court) on a 6-5.

Who are the five dissenters? The civil libertarians, keen on the warrant requirement. Two Carter appointees -- the longstanding liberals Reinhardt and Pregerson -- as well as two Clinton appointees, Thomas and Paez. Plus Chief Judge Kozinski, representing the libertarian crowd.

Who are the six in the majority? Four strong conservatives -- Judges O'Scannlain, Rymer, Bybee, and Randy Smith -- plus Judge Tallman (a reliably conservative Clinton appointee) and Judge Gould (Clinton). Change even one of these six draws with your average Ninth Circuit judge and I think the case goes the other way. Not by much, mind you. But the other way.

Alan T.S. Jr. v. Superior Court (Cal. Ct. App. - March 18, 2009)

According to a report issued by the CDC this morning, not only did 2007 see the largest number of children born ever in the United States (4,317,119), but the percentage of children born out out wedlock reached an all-time high as well: 40%. Pretty interesting stuff.

Media reports today blame the usual suspects: cultural shifts, media influence, etc. But this afternoon, thanks to Justice Sills, I learned the true reason for the increase in births to unwed mothers: Litigation.

How's that, you ask? How could lawsuits possibly lead to an increase in births by unwed mothers?! For the answer, I need only refer to page three of this afternoon's opinion by the Court of Appeal, which contains empirical evidence that the cost and burden of litigation leads to an increase in out-of-wedlock births:

"Alan's [the husband] . . . ran up a large credit card debt in order to pay a $25,000 attorney fee bill from the time when he was represented . . . . Mary [the wife] has remarried, Alan lives with a non-marital partner with whom he recently had a child. [FN:] Alan told us at oral argument that, given his experience in this litigation, he is reluctant to ever get married again."

Divorce court. The heretofore unknown cause of out-of-wedlock births. Stay tuned for more developments on this much-overlooked influence on American demographics.

321 Henderson Receivables v. Ramos & Red Tomahawk (Cal. Ct. App. - March 18, 2009)

Today's a big day for 321 Henderson Receivables Organization, which is a huge player in the California structured settlement market. That market basically consists of entities (like 321 Henderson) who buy up structured settlements -- e.g., tort annuities -- and give the recipients a lump sum. There's a big business in this area, proof of which can be obtained merely by watching various commercials on late-night television. And 321 Henderson has obtained judicial approval for over two thousand of these settlements in California.

Lately, however, some judges up in Fresno have been denying otherwise-routine judicial approval, which prompted 321 Henderson to file multiple appeals. Thus far today, the resolution of those appeals has taken up 100% of today's published opinions by the California Court of Appeal (see here and here). And in each of these cases, 321 Henderson prevails.

So today's a big victory for those entities who make a profit on tort victims desperate for a lump sum. I'd feel better about that, quite frankly, if the margins on this business were a lot smaller than they are. However, when you've got a sophisticated business negotiating with a typically uneducated and desperate consumer over something as complex as the appropriate discount rate for a structured annuity, you can probably figure out as well as I can who gets the best of those transactions and by what margin. And why those commercials more than pay for themselves.

Symantec Corp. v. Global Impact (9th Cir. - March 11, 2009)

There's a difference between a default and a default judgment?! Who knew?

(You should feel the dripping sarcasm on this one.)

People v. Williams (Cal. Ct. App. - March 12, 2009)

Here are the facts. Sorry they're so long, but I want you to have the full details. What's the appropriate punishment?

"Appellant was released from state prison on Wednesday, May 24, 2006, on parole after a Madera County conviction of forcible rape in concert. He took an Amtrak train back to Madera and spent his first night after release with a friend. He could stay there only one night, however, because the friend was moving. Within 24 hours of his release, as required, appellant met with parole agent and officer of the day Gloria Chadwick for an initial interview. . . . Chadwick [] personally advised appellant to register within five days under section 290. . . . Chadwick directed appellant to meet with his assigned parole agent, Todd Cregar, on Friday, May 26, 2006. Appellant spent the night of Thursday, May 25, 2006, at the Madera Rescue Mission (the Mission).

On May 26, 2006, appellant met with Agent Cregar and advised Cregar he was staying at the Mission. Appellant had not yet registered with either the police or the sheriff. Cregar directed appellant to register and noted in his parole file that appellant must register by May 31, 2006. Cregar informed appellant that appellant could not remain at the Mission. It was too close to a school to allow for appellant’s residence.

Cregar arranged for appellant to stay at the Casa Grande Motel (the Motel) in Madera. He drove appellant and another parolee to that motel and directed both to register with the Madera Sheriff’s Department since the Motel was located in the County of Madera. Appellant spent that night, Friday, May 26, 2006, at the Motel.

Cregar made a mandatory home visit within five days of placing appellant at the Motel, but appellant was gone from his assigned room and had taken all of his personal belongings with him. Cregar returned another day but appellant was still not present.

Appellant had moved to the home of a cousin in the City of Madera on Saturday, May 27, 2006. He had done so, according to his testimony, because he had been kidnapped and threatened by certain people who came to his room at the Motel. He had escaped but remained afraid of them. He made no attempt to contact Agent Cregar, and he did not register. He remained at the home of his cousin until his arrest on Saturday, June 3, 2006. At that time, he had been out of prison and in Madera for 10 days, not counting the day of his release. He had passed six full working days, not including the day of his release, in Madera. . . . Appellant . . . [thus]failed to register within the 'five working days' specified in section 290."

There you have it. Arrested on Day 6 for not registering by Day 5. What's the appropriate penalty?

What'd he get here? 26 years to life. Which the Court of Appeal affirms, and the law's so bad that the attorney doesn't even raise a cruel and unusual punishment argument.

What do you think? Justice?