Even with my misspent youth and dubious slacker friends, I must admit that I was totally clueless as to how one makes hashish. And if this opinion had remained unpublished, I'd have remained that way.
But dude! I, like, totally know how to make hash now! A spigot, PCV pipe, rubbing alcohol, grocery bags full of maijuana, and a crapload of butane is apparently pretty much all you need.
Thanks for the step-by-step instructions, Justice Ruvolo!