But you know how you can make it worse? Call your mother from jail and say, on a recorded line: "“I don't give a f**k how much time they give me, when I get up out of here, something happening to that b***h. Watch. As soon as I get up out of here."
Oh yeah. That's going to play well.
Next time, make sure to read the huge signs in jail that say that your conversations can be monitored and recorded.
They're not joking.